jesuschristvevo: people who randomly turn around in the middle of the hallway just to see their friend can choke on lucifers dick
phisting: GRACE ARE YOU BACK
mosby: shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
dad-butts: krill-ex: god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them. It’s like his old dA account
nayx: THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*
thankyoudoctor: I HATE these ‘reblog or you don’t have a heart’ pictures when I’d post a picture of me in my wheelchair and tell you that i wanted to kill myself about five times. no one would reblog it. remember when I posted this? i knew, that this is true.
tardisity: everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear
I was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH…